Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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