whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
True strength comes from lack of pants
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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