Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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