Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Your cock deserves a montage
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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