I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
either way he was missing a nipple.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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