i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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