If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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