I feel like I'm in dance class right now
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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