D3 body, D1 cock
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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