well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize