So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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