Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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