If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
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