I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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