I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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