Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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