have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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