we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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