Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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