There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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