You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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