i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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