just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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