Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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