bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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