Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
