I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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