when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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