i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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