Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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