YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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