I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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