so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
