used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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