nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
