ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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