Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
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