We named our party play list daddy issues
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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