Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
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