your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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