I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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