let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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