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so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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