Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
All the doctor said was why
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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