But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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