did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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