is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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