You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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