..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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