My girlfriend figured out who you are.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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