rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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