awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Randomize
